Archive for October, 2013

ArborMist: Moscato – Mango Strawberry! ArborMist is DELICIOUS?!

Short And Quick Review: I enjoyed the other ArborMist bottle so much…that I bought another one…

Brand: ArborMist

Type: Moscato – Mango Strawberry Flavored

Cost: $4 for a small bottle and $9 for this bad boy

Rating: 4.9/5

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PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!

Note to self: If it tastes good, don't drink it all at once like I did...

Note to self: If it tastes good, don’t drink it all at once like I did…

Review: So, this was a dumb move on my part but I drank this entire bottle playing Grand Theft Auto 5. DO NOT DRINK THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE IN ONE SITTING…trust me. “PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!” <- Riiiight. I tried, I really did try to be responsible…but this wine is almost just as good as the Raspberry flavored ArborMist bottle. I couldn’t resist the temptation, and this bottle is just as empty as the other one was when picture time came. This wine is really sweet, just how I like em’ but I guess I didn’t notice the “Mango/Strawberry” flavor…It may have been there, I just probably drank it too darn fast. I would recommend this to any new wine drinkers because it is sweet, goes down smooth, and no nasty aftertaste.

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Batefoot: Pinot Grigio – WARNING:Dryness Awaits

Short And Quick Review: Oh God, water, I need water! So…dry…ahhh

Brand: Barefoot

Type: Pinot Grigio

Cost: $5

Rating: 2.5/5

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Oh god, its like drinking the desert - it's so dry!

Oh god, its like drinking the desert – it’s so dry!

Review: So, if you haven’t caught on yet, this wine is freaking DRY! I mean, it’s O.K. overall for any average wine but god, it just makes you thirsty for water somehow. This one was a definite impulse buy but I guess it was worth it. It has a decent flavor, it was slightly bitter but I have no idea what it tastes like with food so don’t ask. I guess buy this if you’ve run out of wines to try, which is pretty much impossible…but you know what I mean.

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ArborMist Pink Moscato: Raspberry Flavored! – Can I Get 55 Of These?

Short And Quick Review: So, if you haven’t tried this, go to the closest store and BUY THIS!

Brand: ArborMist

Type: Pink Moscato – Raspberry Flavored

Cost: $5 For a small bottle and $9 for this bad boy!

Rating: 5/5

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Oh dear god, I need more of this!

Oh dear god, I need more of this!

Review: So…the first thing you may notice is that the bottle is empty. I can explain…it was just so damn good that I didn’t get to take a picture before I drank it all. That’s all I have to say for myself. But, this is now my TOP WINE! Why? When you pour this bubbly beauty into a glass, the scent of raspberries wafts into your nostrils, and euphoria is reached…no joke. It tastes FAN-FREAKING TASTIC! Like a bubbly sweetness that will make you want more and more. I swear, this wine is recommended to any wine drinker that wants to start because it tastes AMAZING! I doubt anyone would be disappointed with this one.

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Beringer: Moscato – Hmmm…Another Moscato? Nawww

Short And Quick Review: What can I say? Moscatos are pretty damn awesome!
Brand: Beringer
Type: Moscato
Cost: $9-$14
Rating: 3/5
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0.0 ANOTHER MOSCATO?! NO WAY!

0.0 ANOTHER MOSCATO?! NO WAY!

Review: Man, this one got me drunk faster than I could say when. I loved it. I will admit though, it was bitter as hell. I mean, I’ve had some bitter wines before but this one took the cake. I finished this whole bottle in one evening, and as the night went on, the bitterness slowly subsided which was a relief. I didn’t have much food with this wine, so I couldn’t say what kind of foods it would go good with. But if you like my other reviews, and if you wanna get drunk, this one is the one for you!

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